Humor is my love, but look at this T-shirt and what do you see. OK so is it politically correct - no. That said, we do love a joke and here it is. Don't you dare insult my profit. 

I do like to just make em laugh, people that is. What will we think up? Perhaps, this is an additional side effect of using a Hyper Dimensional Resonator, but we are not so sure.

Please get the T-shirt that tells it like it is. DONT YA DARE INSULT MY PROFIT.